Holiday Gifts

Good story on buying pets at Christmas time.

Now Petsmart, to the best of my knowledge, does not carry snakes, but they do carry lizards. On a good day I can usually handle certain types of lizards, not that I know what type they are cause I sure can't look through a book and pick them out without panicking and crying, but I have seen a few that I have deemed as being "not the end of the world so long as they stay in their cage and I do not have to be close to them". Unfortunately, Petsmart did not have NtEotWsLaTSiTCaIDNHtbCtT lizards, they had some freakish looking things with long, ugly tails that made me panic, but not cry. (We refer to these as MMPbNC lizards.) Due to the presence of the MMPbNC lizards, I was unable to buy Buster! some Christmas gifts on my own and instead I had Janers do this for me. While I was shaking at the front of the store and waiting for her to return, I realized that I had become the pet owner I despised--the type who buys their animal Christmas gift as if the thing has any conception of what Christmas is or would care if it did not get gifts.

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